Gnome-out Terrorist Kidnapping!

Buzz Fly-boy Kidnapped By Jihadist Terroist Group - The Gnational Equire Investigative Report!


By Victoria Dickenson - Gnational Enquire Investigative reporter




The offices of the Gnational Equire, and indeed the entire Gnoming Community were stunned - STUNNED! - today by the finding of a picture and a ransom demand note for Buzz Fly-boy, the Gnome Air force Representative to the Great Gnome-out cruelly attached to the wall of the Grizwald's residence - hosts of this year's Great Gnome-out.

















In the picture left behind, a Gnome, that we can only presume to be Buzz by his apparel, is heavily restrained while flanked by Jihadist guards wearing turbans. How cruelly they have bound poor Buzz, and only the most evil of Gnomes would blind fold their captive with duct tape. All that facial hair!

The Terrorists have identified themselves as the "Pan Gnom Jihad Army Resistance" in the Ransom Note. After talking to all my political

connections (numerous as they are!), it still seems that we know NOTHING about this group in the Gnoming world.

The Ransom Note for our poor Buzz was pinned to the wall of the Grizwald house with great malice with Gardening Shears to make sure we take this message as SERIOUSLY as it is

The message, pictured here in my Photo, reads like this:

"We have Fly Boy
We are the Gnom Jihad Army Resistance
Deliver to us the Plans
or you will never
see fly Boy again
We will contact you
with directions"

WOW. But I have to ask myself, as you, my readers must be asking yourselves -What Plans are worth the life of Fly-boy??


As I write this, the first representatives of the GFBI have begun arriving to the scene, and they have taken possession of both the Picture and the Ransom note. It is unclear what they intend to do.

I am posting this story quickly as they are hearding us all into the Grizwald's living room and I am s